batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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