It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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