ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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