You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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