I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
this just has baby written all over it
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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