Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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