So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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