Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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