I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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