Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
now i know why i became what i already was.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
the day after is always just damage control
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Still dying that you shit outside
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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