Can Purell be used as lube?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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