Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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