the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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