why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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