3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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