dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
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I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
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Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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