i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
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I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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