"it" just moved
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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