is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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