i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i barfeds in our rink
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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