would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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