Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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