have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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