I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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