I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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