I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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