when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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