I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
He has the fingertips of a God
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