Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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