There is no way he is gay with that hair.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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