I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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