if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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