just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I could make wine with my vomit
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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