i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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