And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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