this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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