I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I can't put those talents on a resume
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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