Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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