whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
