There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I supernannyed him into submission
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