East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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