her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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