she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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