Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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