thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You are a genius and a whore.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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