i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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