windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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