I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
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Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I'm always down for nudity.
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