i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.