What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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