I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
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I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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