glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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