K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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