What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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