After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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